You know them, you love them – dad jokes!
They are capable of being both ridiculous, cheesy, and profound. Here are 10 dad jokes to make everyone laugh.
1.Why are oranges so slow?
They always run out of juice.
2.Where do math teachers love to take vacations?
Times Square.
3.Why did the coach run to the bank in such a hurry?
To get his quarterback.
4.When does a joke turn into a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
5.Why didn’t the lady trust the stairs?
She thought they were up to something.
6.Where do polar bears store their money?
The snow bank.
7.What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
8. Why didn’t the man iron his four-leaf clover?
He didn’t want to press his luck.
9.Why don’t pirates take a bath?
They prefer to wash up on shore.
10.What fish has the most fans?
Starfish.