The best dad jokes – Part 5

You know them an you know you love them – dad jokes!

Whether you’re a dad yourself, or just someone who appreciates a good pun, there’s no denying that dad jokes have a special place in our hearts. So the next time you hear one, don’t be afraid to let out a groan – and maybe even a laugh.

 

1. When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-irty.

 

2.Why did the family sell their vacuum cleaner?

It was collecting dust.

 

3.How did the cell phone ask his girlfriend to marry him?

He gave her a ring.

 

4.Why can’t Monday lift Saturday?

It is a weak day.

 

5.Which season do people get injured the most?

The fall.

 

6.How do you keep a bagel from running away?

Put lox on it.

 

7.What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling.

 

8.How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

 

9.Why did the man run around the bed?

He was trying to catch up on his sleep.

 

10.Which state has the most streets?

Rhode Island.