You know them an you know you love them – dad jokes!
Whether you’re a dad yourself, or just someone who appreciates a good pun, there’s no denying that dad jokes have a special place in our hearts. So the next time you hear one, don’t be afraid to let out a groan – and maybe even a laugh.
1. When is the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-irty.
2.Why did the family sell their vacuum cleaner?
It was collecting dust.
3.How did the cell phone ask his girlfriend to marry him?
He gave her a ring.
4.Why can’t Monday lift Saturday?
It is a weak day.
5.Which season do people get injured the most?
The fall.
6.How do you keep a bagel from running away?
Put lox on it.
7.What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
8.How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
9.Why did the man run around the bed?
He was trying to catch up on his sleep.
10.Which state has the most streets?
Rhode Island.