You know them, you love them – dad jokes!
They are capable of being both ridiculous, cheesy, and profound. Here are 100 dad jokes to make everyone laugh, including both old and new ones. This list is excellent for Father’s Day, a road trip, game night, or whenever you need a laugh. Share one joke every day, or test your knowledge of punchlines. Don’t forget to include your own as well. Dads and jokes, please!
1.How can you tell when a vampire is sick?
He’s coffin a lot.
2.What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
3.Where do pencils come from?
Pennsylvania.
4.Why was the broom late for school?
It over-swept.
5.Why are ghosts bad liars?
You can see right through them.
6.Why was the man afraid of the calendar?
Its days were numbered.
7.What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the work closet? 
“Supplies!”
8.Where do walls meet after work?
The corner.
9.Where’s the best place to learn to make a banana split? 
Sundae school.
10.Why didn’t the bicycle stand up?
It was two tired.