You know them, you love them – dad jokes! And we are continuing with part 2 of the best dad jokes:
1.How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced? 
A buck an ear.
2.What game do tornadoes play at parties?
Twister.
3.What did the apple say to the kangaroo?
Nothing. Apples can’t talk.
4.What awards do dentists receive?
Plaques.
5.Who keeps the ocean floor clean?
Mer-maids.
6.How did one wave greet the other wave?
She waved.
7.Why are volcanoes so popular?
They are lava-able.
8.What does a cow read every day?
The moos-paper.
9.What is it called when a prisoner takes their own picture?
A cell-fie.
10.What did one candy bar say to the other candy bar?
“I’ve got some Twix up my sleeve.”